Caroling Avoidance Expert Organic Sweatshirt

For the quiet strategist who somehow disappears every time “Jingle Bells” begins. This organic sweatshirt combines cozy comfort with tongue-in-cheek charm — festive enough to blend in, comfortable enough to hide out behind the cocoa bar.

Details:
• 80% organic cotton/20% recycled polyester with a 100% organic cotton exterior — soft, breathable, and ideal for cozy retreats
• Regular unisex fit for layering under blankets or plausible deniability
• Printed with cheerful lettering for subtle holiday humor
• Perfect for introverts, background singers, and silent observers alike
• Part of the Festive Hustle Collection by Autumn Monsoon

Because participation is optional, but comfort is mandatory.