Expert Task Masker Long Sleeve Tee

Celebrate the fine art of looking busy with this tongue-in-cheek long sleeve tee. Perfect for those who have mastered the craft of fake calendar invites, late-night “just circling back” emails, and dramatic workload updates—all while secretly avoiding the grind. This shirt is cozy enough for home and bold enough to let others know you’ve elevated busywork into a performance art. Perfect for the burnt-out, the over-scheduled, or anyone who knows that sometimes appearances are everything.

Made with 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Navy, Maroon) or 52% combed ring-spun cotton/48% polyester (Heather Forest, Heather Deep Teal) with a regular fit, crew neck, cover-stitched collar, and 2" (5 cm) ribbed cuffs.

The graphics and messaging on this product are intended for casual, personal use. They may not be suitable for professional/work environments. We are not responsible for any workplace dress code violations or disciplinary actions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!