Expert Task Masker Long Sleeve Tee

Celebrate the fine art of looking busy with this tongue-in-cheek long sleeve tee. Perfect for those who have mastered the craft of fake calendar invites, late-night “just circling back” emails, and dramatic workload updates—all while secretly avoiding the grind. This shirt is cozy enough for home and bold enough to let others know you’ve elevated busywork into a performance art. Perfect for the burnt-out, the over-scheduled, or anyone who knows that sometimes appearances are everything

Made with 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton with a regular fit, crew neck, cover-stitched collar, and 2" (5 cm) ribbed cuffs.

The graphics and messaging on this product are intended for casual, personal use. They may not be suitable for professional/work environments. We are not responsible for any workplace dress code violations or disciplinary actions.