Professional Coffee Badger Quarter Zip Pullover

For the employee whose job description is 10% work, 90% strategic appearances. The Professional Coffee Badger glides into the office, grabs a cup, makes eye contact with exactly three people, and disappears back into the wild… or “remote work.”

This quarter-zip is for the ones who know visibility is a performance: pop in, hold a mug, nod at a few conversations, and poof—mission accomplished. Soft, polished, and perfectly sarcastic, it’s the ideal uniform for hallway cameos, break-room sightings, and “just stopping by” energy.

Wear it when you’re not really back in the office… you’re just on a coffee tour with benefits.

Details:
• 100% polyester
• Moisture-wicking and odor-resistant material
• Regular fit
• Cadet collar
• Color-matching zipper

The graphics and messaging on this product are intended for casual, personal use. They may not be suitable for professional/work environments. We are not responsible for any workplace dress code violations or disciplinary actions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!